"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college."Kurt VonnegutA Man Without a Country (via feellng)

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homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

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"The hard part about writing a novel is finishing it."Ernest Hemingway (via feellng)

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brokentripod:

officerofmonkeyproblems:

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"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."Tom Robbins (via feellng)

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